Astronaut’s Wife, The
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IMDB rating: 4.70 Plot: Astronaut Spencer Armacoust was on a mission when he suddenly lost contact. When he got home, to friends he was the same, but to his wife he was different. She becomes pregnant, but as time progresses she begins to feel like the lives inside of her are not of this world. |
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Actors: Depp Johnny,Morton Joe,Cassavetes Nick,Grubbs Gary,Noonan Tom,O’Brien Tom,Crider Michael,Stein Jacob,Wicker Timothy,Horror,Sci-Fi,Thriller,
Real funny newspaper headlines?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors
And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
I remember advertising some years ago that drew attention to a Shirt Sale and they had inadvertently omitted the r in the spelling of shirt.
Paul N | Aug 24, 2009
those are great!
start Rosa Parks day | Aug 24, 2009
nice ones. especially d last one
Y3$(-)@ | Aug 24, 2009
my answer is ,Now that tickles my funny bone…ola, sid!
Resi | Aug 24, 2009
I like the one that I saw on tv that says, "Veterans of Civil War Seeking New Members. lol Like that is going to happen? lol
Yours were really funny.
Jackie Blue | Aug 24, 2009
A man faces rape charges for just that act.
A man that was an amputee get charged with strong armed robbery using a walking aide.
yp_will_chicago_369 | Aug 24, 2009
These were great. thanks for the laugh!
Diana | Aug 24, 2009
This is a very old joke. I read this like 15 years ago.
primalclaws1974 | Aug 24, 2009
I love these!
Our local newspaper, a few years ago ran this headline (left out an "i").
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Lady Luck | Aug 24, 2009
Thanks for that, they were really good !
Avonlea | Aug 24, 2009
thanks so much for the chuckle, loved them!
kate | Aug 24, 2009
Headlines can be as confusing as street signs when punctuation is missing.
My friend, a Social Worker, often brought home clients (w/ no families) for holidays. Many had severe brain damage. Her young children grew up knowing that the world is full of people that have limitations of mentality.
When they moved to a new apt. complex, her daughter read the street sign, "Slow Children Playing." Thinking it designated a particular play ground, she asked her mother, "Where do the other children play?"
(Sign was too small to read completely, "Slow down driving speed. Children playing in this area.")
E-ma | Aug 24, 2009
Those are funny! Thanks for the laugh.
Jay Leno used to do funny ads that he’d see. They were true ads. The funniest I remember was about a lamp for $10.00 being on sale, for $9.98. He said, gee, why not buy 2 and save 4 cents!
janet a | Aug 24, 2009
These are terrific. Thanks for my first out loud laughter of the day.
curious connie | Aug 24, 2009